The Oscars...

By: Gabriel Lara

Here are my picks for the Oscars…..

For best adapted screenplay….Wolf of Wall Street…because drugs and money

For best original screenplay …Her…because computers.

For film editing…. Gravity….because space.

For cinematography…Nebraska…because old people.

For Actress in supporting role…Jennifer Lawrence…because boobs.

For Actress in leading role…Sandra Bullock..because I don't want streep to win.

For Actor in a supporting role…Michael Fassbender…because he's Magneto.

For Actor in leading role…Matthew McConaughey….because he lost weight.

For best Director…Martin Scorsese….because Fuck You Pay Me!

And for Best Picture…Gravity…because we almost got rid of Sandra Bullock.